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Valentines Day was most amazing. I woke up to like 2 sets of flowers on the terrace of my apartment… then when I went into the gym, there was a spa card waiting for me when I checked in. So like, one of my admireres totally left me a badass spa card for $250… so I went in and like ran a 5k on the treadmill then TOTALLY went down to the spa to have my perfect ass pampered. It was HOT HOT HOT.
Usually I don’t like getting massages at the gym because it’s just chicks, but one of the hot trainer dudes is not a massage therapist, and like he rubbed all up on my body for like 45 mins when it was only a 30 min massage… but like the loser had a TOTAL BONER.. I mean he was hot and everything, but did I give him permission to turn into like a stiffy McFucker? Uh. No.
Then I got like a facial and my eyebrows done… then I totally got my hair trimmed and curled. Then Robert who is helping me design this site asked permission to take me to Carabbas… I said, “Only if you’re paying and only if you’re like, not driving your truck”… So he totally picked me up in the little Cadillac Sport Coupe.. I guess he borrowed it from a friend, but it’s, OMG like the strongest lil car ever. I loved it. TOTALLY fits my bad ass brat personality.
So like after cockteasing him and stuff all night… I came home and logged in… and like this one loser totally wanted to be financially dominated in email.. Like I get financial domination, but the coolest shit is like typing what losers they are to them… these dudes really believe it and know it and like pay me 1000s. I’m telling you, I’m going to turn into the best greedy financial domme mistress, ever. It’s destined.. like OMG it’s totally going to change the world.
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