Financial Domination and Idiots
So a few days ago I get a phone sex call from this dude. He says, “Chastity, what’s the biggest tribute you’ve ever got in one day..”
- Now. I have alot of piggies who do like weekly, monthly tributes. $250 here. $500 there. $1000 in one drop for some bad ass pics… but like, daily at once.. I think is 3 tributes of 799 each.
So I first explain to him what a little insecure wimp he must be to like want to know what my other phone sex clients have spent on me… then I tell him.
And he goes, “Chastity, I just love spoiling girls.. but you have to suck my dick…” So like… 2 mins goes by.. and I’m like faking sucking his dick.. then I say, “I’m gonna send you a paid mail before I do anymore, loser”.. and he has a song and dance about how “Oh Chastity you’re going to get 1000s”…. Uh whatever dude. So I faked it for a little while longer while googling his name. He’s moneybags26 and trustfunguy28. He left me * start. Because he sucks. and is a loser.
ON to happier things. Rick my money pig who lives here in Dallas near me.. totally took me to test drive the Audi S5. Like, I think I’m still too young to have a BIG CAR like that.. I mean an AUDI S5 is like a 28 years or older car. I dunno. But I drove one that was silver with a red top and red leather interior…
and I had on short shorts like Ellie Mae or whatever.. except that they were cut offs of the Victoria Beckham clothing line.. and I just cut them off… and a tank top.. and Rick told me that all the horny fuckers who looked down into the cars would want to worship my golden tan legs. Like, HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? I could totally hypnotize all the jerk off dicks of the world.. with my tan legs. I mean, sounds fucking good to me, right?
So like that’s the new goal… all piggies tributing to the princess.. because I totally think I could be SO FLY in like a 75k AudiS5… I mean, yea, it’s a little bit too much car for someone who is 20, but OMG… you just don’t understand how hot I looked in it. OMG OMG OMG!!!!
ANYWAYSSSSS!
Going to go login.
bye Fuckers
Chastity
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