I miss laughing in the ears of all you pervs though. REALLY. I mean, who else has such a great job that they get to laugh at men all day…

I mean, chances are.. that most of my phone sex clients are either teachers, lawyers, or computer geeks… and lil Miss BRAT Chastity gets to rock all of your worlds. You really end up being pretty weak.. and thats that. ya know?

Howard has continued to pay his tributes like he’s supposed to. Howard is an attorney up in Minneapolish, and he kinda likes the idea of blackmail phone sex, but I think I’m scaring him a little bit… because, like, if he stops paying, all his neighbors are going to find out that he likes to shove maglite flashlights up his ass and put his wallet in his teeth on cam. Seriously, I think Howard has sent me like $2000 over the last two weeks. HE even started sending giftcertificates from giftcertificates.com… which are ALWAYS fun.

Stewart from Seattle is having a fun time buying me lingerie too… he likes knowing that I’m sitting over here in it while I tease him… and we all know that I’m the a #1 queen tease on the planet. period.

Oops! Phone’s ringing

Agent J said he was going to send a $350 gift card…. and guess what? He sent $550. He said he realized that his bank account would be TOO full to go to bed… so he needed to spend more. I absolutely love when you fuckers realize these things…

joshua needs to be reprimanded. He masturbated this week, THREE TIMES… without me. Now you all know the princess rules and how things have to be… and he hasnt listened. I think I’m going to have to come up with something UBER humiliating and creative for his disobediant ass.. LITERALLY..

I’ve been learning to become such a good little phone sex domme. It’s funny actually. me. Chastity. A PHONE SEX MISTRESS. REALLY! HAHAHA.. The losers with little dicks are the best.. because I just get to react how I normally would react to a small dicked loser. I mean what kind of guy thinks it’s cool to show his small cock to a princess.?!?!? Obviously a subbie loser who doesn’t get life.

I’ve been spending time at the tanning salon lately… kinda working. Not just tanning.  I swear I think that there are panty boys or guys into sissy phone sex there.. these prim and proper guys in business suits all come in and tan.. hah. I mean I talk to the sissies on niteflirt all the time.. but actually like seeing them… totally different.

I’d love to get my hands onto one to have my way with him.

Anyways..

XOXOXO

Chastity

Rob called just now.. and honestly, this loser, wimp, quiet, blahblahblah bullshit bores me to tears. When I ask you what you’re doing, and you just say HORNY FOR YOU BABY… uh, duh? Like, how is that any different than any other man who is about to talk to me?

Then like when I’m teasing you… don’t tell me that you want me to grab it and stroke it and get it off..

Uh, that’s why you’re my wanker.

That’s why you’re a jerk off loser.

Phone sex princesses like myself don’t do that kinda thing.. FYI…

Ew ew ew ewewewewewwwwwwwwwww!

So yea.

If I get bored. I’m hanging up.. just so ya know.

Chastity.

- Now. I have alot of piggies who do like weekly, monthly tributes. $250 here. $500 there. $1000 in one drop for some bad ass pics… but like, daily at once.. I think is 3 tributes of 799 each.

So I first explain to him what a little insecure wimp he must be to like want to know what my other phone sex clients have spent on me… then I tell him.

 And he goes, “Chastity, I just love spoiling girls.. but you have to suck my dick…” So like… 2 mins goes by.. and I’m like faking sucking his dick.. then I say, “I’m gonna send you a paid mail before I do anymore, loser”.. and he has a song and dance about how “Oh Chastity you’re going to get 1000s”…. Uh whatever dude. So I faked it for a little while longer while googling his name. He’s moneybags26 and trustfunguy28. He left me * start. Because he sucks. and is a loser.

ON to happier things. Rick my money pig who lives here in Dallas near me.. totally took me to test drive the Audi S5. Like, I think I’m still too young to have a BIG CAR like that.. I mean an AUDI S5 is like a 28 years or older car. I dunno. But I drove one that was silver with a red top and red leather interior…

and I had on short shorts like Ellie Mae or whatever.. except that they were cut offs of the Victoria Beckham clothing line.. and I just cut them off… and a tank top.. and Rick told me that all the horny fuckers who looked down into the cars would want to worship my golden tan legs. Like, HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? I could totally hypnotize all the jerk off dicks of the world.. with my tan legs. I mean, sounds fucking good to me, right?

So like that’s the new goal… all piggies tributing to the princess.. because I totally think I could be SO FLY in like a 75k AudiS5… I mean, yea, it’s a little bit too much car for someone who is 20, but OMG… you just don’t understand how hot I looked in it. OMG OMG OMG!!!!

ANYWAYSSSSS!

Going to go login.

bye Fuckers

Chastity

Like I totally didn’t think phone sex was going to be this awesome and fun and lucrative or whatever, but it TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY HAS…. IT absolutely fucking ROCKS!!!

 To my east coast subbie If you can make it here to Dallas, we’ll see if you can take me out shopping.. I mean, really, you have to convince me that it’s worth it…

To my foot fetish and trampling phone sex lover…. my life’s going to keep getting better… more money, more fun.. yayayayay.

To my sissy cocksucker… the more you pay, the bigger dick that I bring you.

LIFE is so good lately… FYI

Fuck that.

I fly by the seat of my pants.. and really, haven’t had any complaints yet.. OMG I so much more enjoy just getting into a guy’s head and seeing where it goes… and just being my amazing playful awesome self!!!

So yea. When you call me please don’t expect like the knowledge of some 40 year old lifestyle Mistress or something. That’s just not me.. besides that would be icky and boring.

XOXO

Chastittttttttty

I did a guided masturbation recording:

http://www.niteflirt.com/details/TheBrat/Sex/7691229

Guided Masturbation

OMG I totally looked hot at Easter Dinner/Brunch/Whatever this morning. I had on a white tank top dress and a cute little pink hat, pink shoes.. and some body glitter.

Uh. I didn’t go to the actual CHURCH today, but I did visit with friends and family…

 My cousin asked me where I got my engraved Tiffany ankle bracelet… and well, I told her about all my adoring fuckers of the world who I tease.. so like, yea. I guess I’m her new hero or something.

Phone’s not ringing, but you fuckers keep paying.

Works for me.

It’s funny to like look at this situation as a sex worker myself.. and like a NEW sex worker. I’ve always manipulated men for money but like never had to fuck them. Hard to believe, I know, but truly never had to lay down and spread my legs for it. It just came. I mean I fucked a few, but like it was MY decision to fuck. I like found out they had big dicks or were good in bed, ya know? and there wasn’t any cash being laid on the table beside the bed when we were done or whatever….  The fucking came WHEN I chose… and like, I dunno.

I thought my brain was going to have more to say about it, but yea.. it’s interesting. Supposedly “Kristen” was also on GirlsGoneWild… ugh. Girl had NO self esteem if she did that shit, like… all they give you is free booze and clothes. I DO NOT get naked for booze or clothes… well unless those clothes have Gucci, Prada or Versace, hahaha… but yea.

 So I think it’s like played with some dudes heads too and calls have went down… but like, there’s a huge difference between being a governor douchebag and some random Joe who likes ME (Miss Chastity) to domme them.. ya know?

hehe so… don’t be shy on getting that wallet out BOYS.. FYI..

One recording is called “Why I LOVE Big Cock”… and well, its just me rambling about why I love to fuck BIG cock as opposed to little dick. So it’s like WAY UBER intense for small dick humiliation and giggle and HOT HOT HOT.

Then the other recording is about me rubbing lotion on my body while you kneel beside the bed and watch…. like so many guys would LOVE the chance to kneel their loser asses down beside me and watch me… SO yea.

So like hopefully when I’m not around you can listen to these recordings and totally get your freak on!